The whole
world is on my hate list today.
Except the
International Medieval Bibliography. And my new best friend, the space heater.*
Oh, and Garett. Why, you ask?**
Exhibit A:
G: hrmmm, there is a flaw in your plan.
G: which is that the Holy Roman Empire is actually an empire incognito. Its neither holy nor roman nor an empire. You'll have to find it first!
G: (I've heard rumors its behind the couch, so you might want to check there)
A: well, we just moved this couch.***
A: and didn't find the Holy Roman Empire.
G: hmmm it must have moved then.
A: but we were moving it for the sole purpose of me plugging in my laptop.
G: well maybe the HRE decided to take advantage of the situation and now resides inside your laptop
A: that's why it's so spastic!
G: you know what that means! You've probably got Martin Luther stuck in there somewhere
A: no, *that's* why it's so spastic.
G: precisely! Your computer must have a bad case of protestantism.
G: indeed.
A: I'll have to get it to the Jesuits.
IN OTHER NEWS: I'm bribing myself. I've promised myself a present if I keep on top of all my work this week (that is, from Tuesday night-Tuesday day). Don't know what it'll be, yet, but something interesting, I'm sure.
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*I shall call him...Larry. Larry the space heater. For St. Laurence.
** I was going to say "because he'll play pretend with me," but that sounded wrong.
*** This was true. Carolyn and I had just moved the couch six inches to the left in order to accommodate my power cord.
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