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Number 10:

(Staring at a sock that needs to be ripped out, again, past the gussets and heel flap.)

Yrs Truly: Maybe I won't fix it. Maybe I'll just bury it under a tree.
Kilt Boy: But could you live with the guilt? Every time you walked by, you'd hear its little heart beat... ka-thump...ka-thump...