Unattainable Men I Have Had Crushes On

Almanzo Wilder (1991-1993) (Dead, Portrayed in the "Little House" Books)

Fox Mulder (1997-1999) (Fictional Character, Slightly Insane)

Aragorn, Son of Arathorn (Fictional Character) (?-present)

That Waiter At The Cafe on West Portal (2003-present)

Peter Abelard (2005) (Dead and Castrated)