Grade-school nostalgia rejected by the Senior Gift Committee...
Fan fic.
Especially X-Files fan fic.
Especially, especially, that 'Shipper Fan fic you wrote in eighth grade.
No, I didn't write any. Don't look at me like that.*
(Explanation of the title, for those not currently traversing the Quads of the University of Chicago: The Senior Gift Committee, in its eternal hope that we will contribute more money to the College than the Class of '06, has been bombarding we fourth-years with various nostalgia-inducing relics of our grade school years. Including slap bracelets.)
ALSO:
Meredith: Give me back my scarf!
Haberdasher'd One: No!
Meredith: Alright, I'll have to beat you. (Picking up volume of Czeslaw Milosz) Insight into the Eastern Soviet Bloc, coming right up.
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*No, really, I didn't. I did spend far too much time reading it, though.
Especially X-Files fan fic.
Especially, especially, that 'Shipper Fan fic you wrote in eighth grade.
No, I didn't write any. Don't look at me like that.*
(Explanation of the title, for those not currently traversing the Quads of the University of Chicago: The Senior Gift Committee, in its eternal hope that we will contribute more money to the College than the Class of '06, has been bombarding we fourth-years with various nostalgia-inducing relics of our grade school years. Including slap bracelets.)
ALSO:
Meredith: Give me back my scarf!
Haberdasher'd One: No!
Meredith: Alright, I'll have to beat you. (Picking up volume of Czeslaw Milosz) Insight into the Eastern Soviet Bloc, coming right up.
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*No, really, I didn't. I did spend far too much time reading it, though.
1 Comments:
The only volume of Milosz I have is way too thin to beat on someone with. I feel like I'm missing out.
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Nemo, at 11:49 AM
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