Answers to Frequently Asked Questions
1) No, I haven't heard from "Grad Schools" yet. This is a sore point for two reasons. One: I only applied to Toronto. Two: I'm really nervous Toronto won't want me. I swear, when I hear, you'll know.
2) No, I don't know when I'll hear.
3) No, I haven't finished the draft of my BA. Yes, it is due to my preceptor tomorrow at 4:00.
4) No, I'm not done with finals. I have a Latin final at 10:30 tomorrow, my draft due at 4:00, and I'm turning in my paper for Hanna Gray on Monday. I will be done on Monday.
5) I'M NOT GOING HOME FOR SPRING BREAK. Please to be stopping the asking of when I am leaving.
Continued asking of these questions will be met with: links to this post, profanity, and/or violence.
ALSO: I have an exam tomorrow morning and a BA to write. Why am I looking at mantillas online?
Probable answer: Any item of clothing that would give simultaneous conniptions to Fr. Pat and the haberdasher'd one is worth definite consideration.
(I want this one. Also this one.)
2) No, I don't know when I'll hear.
3) No, I haven't finished the draft of my BA. Yes, it is due to my preceptor tomorrow at 4:00.
4) No, I'm not done with finals. I have a Latin final at 10:30 tomorrow, my draft due at 4:00, and I'm turning in my paper for Hanna Gray on Monday. I will be done on Monday.
5) I'M NOT GOING HOME FOR SPRING BREAK. Please to be stopping the asking of when I am leaving.
Continued asking of these questions will be met with: links to this post, profanity, and/or violence.
ALSO: I have an exam tomorrow morning and a BA to write. Why am I looking at mantillas online?
Probable answer: Any item of clothing that would give simultaneous conniptions to Fr. Pat and the haberdasher'd one is worth definite consideration.
(I want this one. Also this one.)
3 Comments:
You're giving conniptions to people with mantillas. I thought the whole purpose of a mantilla was to suppress conniptions or at least that's what the Apostle writes.
By
Caelius, at 4:02 AM
I don't think that *conniptions* were what St. Paul was worried about...
By
Alice Teresa, at 1:50 PM
I've never seen a 'mantilla' before, I don't think, but I gotta say, mantillas.... pretty hott.
Also, why must I enter a word verification every time? Every time.
By
Nemo, at 11:40 PM
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