Things I Can Do If Grad Schools Don't Want Me:
1) Go to Wales, join a radical political group (trials are expensive and extradition is messy)
2) Join the Poor Claires and/or found an order on the Amalfi Coast
3) Get a crappy job, move to New York, hang out with Anne's friends until I find a nice Catholic Morgan Stanley Corporate Lawyer of my own
4) Move home and work in a plant nursery, taking language classes on the side
5) Take out more loans, go to Culinary School, become a baker
2) Join the Poor Claires and/or found an order on the Amalfi Coast
3) Get a crappy job, move to New York, hang out with Anne's friends until I find a nice Catholic Morgan Stanley Corporate Lawyer of my own
4) Move home and work in a plant nursery, taking language classes on the side
5) Take out more loans, go to Culinary School, become a baker
Labels: fives, i want to be a medievalist
5 Comments:
6) Calm down, and realize you don't like calming down!
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Anonymous, at 11:13 PM
Oh, Hi.
You could also recluse yourself and wear singularly stylish clothes (head through the sleeves, sweaters as skirts) while living with 52 cats and, possibly, your mother.
By
Anonymous, at 10:39 AM
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, dear Alice!
Happy Birthday to you!
Oh, hi...
By
Anonymous, at 10:06 AM
2b) Become an eclair?!?
Ah, 'tis that time of year. I sympathize.
By
Patrick, at 8:51 PM
Oh, and goes without saying, I congratulate you on surviving another dangerous trip 'round Sol.
For she's a jolly good fellow,
for she's a jolly good fellow,
for she's a jolly good FELL-LOOOW,
which nobody can deny!
By
Patrick, at 1:01 AM
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