Seen at Hutch Commons:

An NPR reporter interviewing students about the Uncommon/Common applications.

And here's your conversation snippet for the day:

N: So I looked at my schedule and I was like, oh man, another 9:00 class?
A: And you cursed the gods?
N: No, just the one.
A: Really, Neil, if you're going to be blasphemous, I'd rather you did so in a polytheistic way.
N: "By Odin's Hammer, this sucks!"
A: Thor had the hammer.
N: Right. Was Odin the smart one? "By Odin's One Eye, this sucks!"