May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
Even better than the Top Ten Orthodox Catholic Pick-Up Lines ("You have stunning, scapular-brown eyes"), it's:
Galfridus Chauceres Lynes of Picke-Uppe, for use at the Kalamazoo conference.
Some of the better (that is, nerdier) ones:
Galfridus Chauceres Lynes of Picke-Uppe, for use at the Kalamazoo conference.
Some of the better (that is, nerdier) ones:
-Yf thou were a latyn tretise ich wolde putte thee in the vernacular.
-Woldstow haue me shyfte thyne voweles?
-The preeste telleth me that we aren more than VII degrees of consanguinitee. Game on!
-Ys thy father a makere of walles? For how else dide he gyve thee svch a tall and fayre forheed?
2 Comments:
okay, those are great.Do sheriffs administere thee to those who breke the kinges peace? Bycause thou lookst “fyne.” i'm going to have to remember these for later.
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Mr. G. Z. T., at 8:12 PM
-Nyce bootes. Wanna swyve?
Lol!!!!
By
Stephanie, at 7:57 AM
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