Real-Life Conversations, II

Katie: It's called "Camp it Up," not "Let's Camp it Up."
Rachel: 'Cause that would be dorky.

Alice: So I'm knitting at the bus stop, and this old woman is looking at me like, "how nice, your knitting is preventing you from engaging in premarital sex."
(pause)
Alice: I suppose it is sorta difficult to engage in premarital sex while knitting.
David: And it gets so much easier after you're married, Alice.

Alice: Vests mean evil?
Charlotte: Vests mean evil! But not a sweater vest. He's not that evil.

(Alice opens a birthday present: it is a set of cards with rare words and their definitions.)
Jessica: I am so glad I don't go to school with you anymore.