Overheard at Macy's, 12/24/05

Little Boy: Where are we?
Mom: We're in the bra section! Isn't this exciting? (Aside, directed at Grandma.) One day you will think this is very exciting.
(Pause)
Little Boy: What's going to happen?

(If you're wondering what I was doing in the lingerie section of Macy's on the morning of Christmas Eve, so was I.)