Real-Life Conversations, 2005

Alice: He's like an annoying little brother.
Andrew: Even more annoying than I am?
Alice: You're more of an annoying twin brother. He has the particular weenie-ness of being a year younger.
Andrew: Thanks. I think.
Alice: I also love you like a twin brother.
Andrew: And I love you like an annoying twin sister.

Patrick: I've been in Berkeley a week and I haven't seen either a nudist or a major protest.
John: Oh, I've had one of each.