Tonight's Conversation

D: "Yeah, we don't really send out links with wedding rings... our style is more to buy the Victoria's Secret "Here Comes the Bride" thong and say, "here, use this."

J: "Umm... what? Were we saying something?"

A: "Yes, Dan was just talking about the Victoria's Secret thong that plays "here comes the bride."

J: "Let's try this again. Were we saying something?"

A: "No."

J: "Good."

A: "Dan was just talking about the Victora's Secret..."

D: "I've never met a guy before who was scared of Victorias' Secret."

(Jared raises hand)

D: "Jared... we're going to drive you out of y-chromosomeville."

A: "It's being recalled for repairs."

J:"What?"

D:"Your y-chromosome."

J: "There's nothing wrong with my y-chromosome!"

D: "No, it just looks like a lot like an x."

J: "It's supposed to be small!"

(Alice chokes on tea)

J: "THE Y-CHROMOSOME!"

So the only question left is... which is more datable, Jared's y-chromosome, or a cauliflower?