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Monday, July 31, 2006

Adam: "Who does America support...

...Jen, or Angelina?"

To which the response was twofold. Erin: "Jen." Alice: "ADAM!"

We were entertaining ourselves in the magazine section of the local Spar covenience store, because there was really nothing else to do and we were trying to spend some time before going to dinner at (oh! the excitement!) the only place open, the local open-late Greek-run gyros-kebabs-hamburgers-pizza place. It has been raining on and off almost all of our long weekend, negating the possibility of long rambles and making life generally wet and unpleasant.

Even the pubs have been low-energy and somewhat dull, although when we showed up at the Castle Green on Saturday night the television was playing selections from Sesiwn Fawr Dolgellau. I think I may have seen us standing at the front of the Euros Childs set-- I certainly saw the arm-waving Welshmen behind us. The Patagonions showed up soon afterwards, having been to a party to celebrate the anniversary of the colonists leaving for Patagonia. They were each placed at a different table at the banquet, thus ensuring that they would speak Welsh. All this gave Silvia a terrible headache, so she showed up at the tavarn complaining "Fy mhen wedi torri-- Fy mhen wedi 'pouf!'" (My head has broken--my head has gone "pouf"!) and ordering me to speak to her in Spanish.

There is, however, always some silver lining on miserable and rainy days. Just when Erin and I* thought that we were going to have to shoot ourselves for the sake of some excitement,** we decided to brave the rain and make our way to the Student Union Pub, which would provide, at the very least, a change of scene. This resulted in being stuck under an overhang with a trio of young classicists on their way to the opening reception for their two-week classics intensive. Two of them, both from McGill, decided to be fashionably late to their reception and came along with us. (Confidential to Larry, who will ask anyway: the cute one is also a creative writer who has been accepted to University of Iowa). This means something very important: NEW PEOPLE TO TALK TO.

My Welsh, however, is in a state of atrophy. I don't know what it will sound like when I run into the Aberystwyth kids later today, but I'm not looking forward to it.***

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*Kat's father is in town, so at least she has something to do.
** This is an exaggeration. There are no handguns in this country.
*** Looking forward to seeing them, yes. Looking forward to James chastising me for not speaking Welsh, no.

6 Comments:

  • QO:

    Well now... some REAL news, at last.
    I've been meaning to step down to Iowa for some time now. How lovely of you to provide inspiration

    Your rain drenched tete-a-tete with the Canadians call for a bit of verse, hmmm?

    The was a cute Classist from McGill..
    Stopped 'neath the awn for a thrill...
    Said Quiet One to he,
    I MUST tell Lar-ry,
    Or threaten to scold me he will.

    (Your mum will be deeply green when she discovers I've moved into poetry!)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:48 AM  

  • Tell Adam, Jen's moved on. Standing in line at Safeway to buy detergent, I had time to read the tabloid article about why beautiful women like dorky, funny men and Jen's new flame was of the d.f. variety. Of course, my source was reliable.

    It is a pleasure to say "Larry's Limerick" quickly. Might be a good name for a pub.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:24 AM  

  • QO:

    I was watching a new documentary on Tony Kushner over the weekend (well... it was so fawningly a glorification of him that it was really less documentary and more a piece of marketing...

    BUT... I see I have digressed...

    As I as saying... there I was watching this FAUX documentary and I discover that he was a Medieval Studies major (at NYU or Columbia, I forget which... SOMEthing in Manhattan.) and then I thought of the Quiet One herself AND this previously unbeknownst kinship you share with Tony K - Mid Stud AND Playwrighting!!!

    How very, very small this world is.

    I remain, humbly...

    LC

    PS. I read my previous limerick for John. His ensuing silence did not suggest to me I have a career in versifying.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:51 PM  

  • You know, at first I read this as, "Who does America represent, Jen or Angelina?"

    By Blogger Patrick, at 1:57 AM  

  • Vanessa: I had to go to class.

    By Blogger Alice Teresa, at 8:16 AM  

  • QO:

    Are you (over there) having the same god-awful heat wave that is searing much of the Midwest and East Coast over here?

    I remain, CONCERNED IN THE STATES.

    PS. The vapid paralytic has taken to turning her litter box completely over and playing Floor Hockey with her freshly minted feces. At first I thought this was a one-time random twist of fate sort of thing. But... oh no... everyday now we have this hilarity. If I can't figure out a way to change this new behavior, I'm on the next plane to Wales. If this ends up being the case, I'll wire ahead so you can arrange to have the creative writer from McGill tote my hat boxes and steamer trunk.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:30 AM  

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