Since Patrick Won't Tell the Story...

And if he does, he won't tell it right...

When arguing over the radio station...

Kateri: They were playing Matchbox Twenty earlier!

Joe: But this isn't Matchbox Twenty, is it? This could anesthetize small animals.

Patrick: Yeah, well, Matt, I have two words for you... Marty Haugen.

Alice: Patrick, that was Joe...

*look of horror from Patrick*

Matt: Hey Patrick, how does your foot taste?

Patrick: Sorta like crow...