1: Three pages on that book, and three pages on that book, and three pages on that book... one page introduction, one page conclusion...
2: Eleven pages.
1: That's fifteen pages!
2: It's the new fuzzy math!
1: You're just jealous.

N: Professors scare me. Them and all their books.
A: So then, what do you want to do with medieval history?
N: Surround myself with books and inspire fear in others.